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Showing posts with label perempuan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label perempuan. Show all posts

Saturday, April 09, 2022

First bite of the cherry: Life graft A

(latest update) 

Hai, now we're in the serious topic. 

Sit right ladies and gentlemen, comfort to the new level. Pour a mineral water and drink it politely. Get on the pen or pencil and a paper, few paper if needed. Next, turn off any Tv or devices to make a environment to the minimal noises. Alright everything set up? Because this will be an educational line minded. If you're not ready, go to next topic and I'm oh-key. Come back when you think you're in needed and surely to put one leg for this crazy ride. 

So, I want to talk about the future. I already experienced it and I want you all to the same and be there too. I only share a good topic and I hope you get well with the services. We will talk about a blurred line, to decide next 30 to 50 to 70 years old of you and even me. From my previous introduction I acknowledge about ''My Contentment Life'' project, and everyone want to know about it. Then, I took few time to post it because I want to make it easier and be remind forever. And, here there are.

My formulated for it is distributed by two factor-Main A & Main B. Its all what related and attach to my world, even included for a little things. Also, I'm a Muslim with Islamic religion and I got one topic for it. Be open minded, and you can skipped to that and make respect. Did you believe that one time I share this with my nephew and niece, it's a nice project that exposes to mature real world. There we don't play with Frozen cartoon custom, we strive to life. 


My Contentment Life-A, it is for general life spending from you born-0 until let say 80 years old. Because for me 80 and above considered life will ended soon so you don't know you're bedridden, only walk few steps, one leg on or get nutrition by feeding tube. Or your kids sent you to the home care! We didn't know the future and hope for the cool one. So, to make it the the better life me and you-get this plan A and start design our life. 



In this part take a paper and draw a long line at the upper part. Put 0, for your born and date and time, weight, and what you do for that day until 10 years old. Next one 10 for 20 to 20 until 10 times to 80 years old. Then, put on every years to the maximum details like what you do and the exciting things. Even put it down for adrenaline rush activities of yours, travelling part, and first home. Everything guys! And then you will see how productive or not you're since now. 

p/s: look like I have to life long to be there for my nephew ?? married at 80 years old since he finished all his job at 70 only!

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

The Summer Bird Cage: Apa yang kau takutkan?

Baiklah, macam mana perjalanan hari minggu korang? Dok rumah tengok TV aja (cam aku la) atau korang gi mengukur jalan raya kat Malaysia ni. Maklumlah, rakyat yang prihatin untuk melancong dalam negeri dan mengetahui ada tak mana-mana jalan baru yang dibina. Selain jalan-jalan, aktiviti yang tak boleh ‘missed’ adalah bab makan-makan. Memang syiok!

Baru-baru ni, aku der baca satu artikel ni (yelah membacakan amalan mulia): ianya mengenai perkara-perkara ketakutan bagi seorang lelaki dan perempuan. Herm…sangat mengujakan dan menarik untuk dikongsi bersama. Bagaimana pulak dengan korang, apa yang paling korang takut sekali?

Tak cukup gagah macam The Rock, tak cukup ‘handsome’ macam Zac Efron , tak cukup gelap macam Will Smith, tak cukup kaya macam Donald Trump, tak cukup kurus macam Ziana Zain, tak cukup manis macam Preity Zinta, atau tak cukup tinggi macam Amber Chia.

Lelaki:
        I.            Berambut botak
      II.            Mati pucuk
    III.            Perut buncit
    IV.            Kehilangan orang tersayang
      V.            Lamaran ditolak
    VI.            Tiada kerja
  VII.            Gaji lebih kecil daripada pasangan
VIII.            Dipersendakan wanita
    IX.            Bakat diperkecil-kecilkan
      X.            Disamakan dengan lelaki lain
    XI.            Dimalukan di khayalak ramai

Perempuan:
        I.            Kulit muka berkedut
      II.            Lambat berkahwin
    III.            Kelihatan lebih tua
    IV.            Diceraikan
      V.            Jerawat
    VI.            Menjadi lebih gemuk
  VII.            Dimadukan
VIII.            Menopous
    IX.            Tidak mampu lahirkan zuriat
      X.            Tiada teman lelaki

Paper pun yang korang tak cukup dan paling ditakuti, semuanya bergantung bagaimana tahap kesyukuran korang dengan takdir-Nya. Jangan terlalu mengejar kesempurnaan yang mungkin kelak akan membinasakan diri sendirik.

Tak yah dak eh mek segala Botox semua tu. One more rakyat malaysia suka gak mek suntikan vitamin C. (suka hati korang la). Daripada korang suntik sana sini bek makan buah orange sebijik. Original++no pain.

*be yourself!

End of 2023

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